I am mean. And once, I was very, very mean.
Look what I have just found in my 2009 planner. It's an English classwork. We had to write a description of 3 people I know. And this is what it looks like.
Thursday 3rd July 2008
Exercise
a) Write down the names of 3 people you know (or know of)
- Tan Yan Yan
- Chan Song Ian
- Cheah Kiang Aik
b) Write a description of each of these people in about 60 words with reference to their size, shape of face, nose, eyes, cheeks, mouth or skin. (Add anything else that might occur to you)
Tan Yan Yan has the height of about 162cm, an average height for a 16 year old teenager. She has an oval face with a flat nose. Her eyes are sparkly, big and mesmerizing. Her long eyelashes gives her eyes a touch of perfection. Yan Yan's cheekbones are not very obvious. Her lips are very thin and her skin is pale white like she lacked of sunlight. But the pimples on her face help tone up the colour of her skin.
Chan Song Ian is a very *cough* tall and slim boy with the height of about 168cm. He has broad shoulders and muscular arms - probably the hard work from all the sports he partook in. He has a very sharp face and a slightly crooked nose. His eyes are bright, but unfortunately, they are small. Chan Song Ian's cheekbones are very visible due to fact that he lacks a proper diet. Lastly, he looks tanned.
Cheah Kiang Aik has the height of about 160cm, which is lesser than an average height of a 16 year old boy. He is stout and chubby. He has a round face and a round body, not forgetting that his arms and legs are flabby. Cheah's nose is so tiny but his flaring nostrils managed to standout. He has a pair of small eyes and pouty lips. Cheah's hands are gigantic.
I know this is very mean indeed, but I can assure you, when we were assigned this task, we knew it was going to be something fun to tick off our friends. Hence, my very callously written description. Keep in mind, it was all for fun, not intentional. :)
Oh, and the 3 of them were pretty close to me last time. Yan Yan, a close friend then. The other two are my best friends till this very day. :)
And yes, two of you! Chan Song Ian and Cheah Kiang Aik, and another M.I.A. best friend, Liew Yan Wei, is it so hard to have a yamcha session? Look who's the busy one now. XD